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Joke of the Day

"Drop down towl for 200 $oh yes he probably came to bring my 200 euro's he owed me He borrowed it from me yesterday"

"The surprise in the Cracker Jacks box is Diabetes."

"I quit drugs, and it made everyone happy. Except for my lamp. It won't talk to me anymore."

"good cop bag cop. the first cop is super nice. the second is an Adidas sports bag. no suspect has been charged ever."

"Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!"

"I'm 35 and I was out to eat with my 18 year old girlfriend. Everyone was giving us dirty looks. Eventually I got up and yelled at everyone ""you are all ruining out 10th anniversary."""

"Roses are red, And sometimes thorny, When I think of you, It makes me horny."

"Do you guys want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, its too cheesy"

"Budweiser is like having sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water."

"Did you hear that H.P. Lovecraft wrote a cookbook? It's called the Necronomnomnomicon."