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Joke of the Day

"Say all the bad things you want about pedophiles But at least they drive slowly through school zones."

"I'd rather get killed by the Blair Witch on the first night than have to camp another night."

"A naked woman robbed a bank today... When authorities asked about the culprit no one could remember her face"

"Why was the priest also an imam? Double the prophet."

"What do you call a person with no brain? A no-brainer"

"I used to get my dad so angry as a kid. I knew that once he took that belt off there was nothing i could do... to keep him from shooting heroin"

"Why couldn't Adam stop Cain from killing his brother? Because he wasn't Abel."

"To successfully fight a bear, strike it firmly in the sternum with an open palm. Congratulations. You are now fighting a bear."

"As I rowed my little boat Toward the river shore, A small black bird kept me from landing, Quoth the raven, ""never moor."""

"By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game."