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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people bungee jump? Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs."
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"What does oral sex in a nursing home taste like? (shrugs shoulders) Depends."
"Iron Man is a super hero. Iron Woman is a command."
"Is it a blow job or a blowjob? Fuck I hate writing thank you cards..."
"I might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer but I will still cut you."
"""PARKOUR!"" - me, after tripping over nothing on the sidewalk"
"""I'm still years behind on Breaking Bad so I expect the entire internet not to discuss it until it's convenient for me."" - Idiots"
"Me: I'm super funny. I mean, how could 13K people be wrong? Husband: There were WAY more people in the Nazi party. Me:................."
"What do history teachers make when they want to get together ? Dates !"
"What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forrest1"