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Joke of the Day

"How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)"

"If the Indians would have given the Pilgrims donkey instead of turkey, we'd all be having a piece of ass for Thanksgiving"

"""We don't serve faster than light neutrinos in here"", said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar."

"One night a woman undressed in front of her husband... ""what turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"" Asked the wife The husband looked her up an down an said, ""your sense of humor."""

"If you think nobody cares whether you're alive... try missing a couple of payments."

"Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calendar? They got 6 months each."

"I bet Islamic women have a hard time tagging their girlfriends on Facebook."

"I can't believe I got fired from my job at the DNA testing facility. After all the blood, sweat, and tears I put in."

"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black."

"Cat Negotiator: Ok, so we'll shit in a box in your house and you will clean it up Humans: And you will be a loyal friend Cat: hahahaha sure"