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Joke of the Day

"DATING TIP: Play hard to get. Train to be an astronaut. Fly into space and leave Earth behind. Then text your crush and be like ""what's up?"""

"Knock knock ..."

"What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks? ""Show me your brews!"""

"The Great Spam Recycler"

"Why does Santa Clause have such a big sack? He only comes once a year."

"Speaking of dogs... There's a dog with no hind legs, and bollocks made of steel. So, this dog is coming down the street. Do you know what is the name of the dog? . . . . Sparky!"

"What does a arsonist and a bartender have in common? For special occasions, their cocktails are on the house."

"I dropped a piece of cheese on the airplane and i know it rolled forward and some piece of shit in first class is enjoying it now"

"Clean and jerk is a weight lifting term? Oh... *Tosses tissues in the trash*"

"If you still have a landline, I assume you also own a butter churn and ride a dinosaur to work."