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Joke of the Day

"The most annoying thing about being a necrophiliac... Is that your girlfriend never returns your calls."

"What do all my friends and my dad have in common? i didnt have either growing up"

"My computer was singing hello.. Its a Dell."

"Did you hear the Pillsbury Doughboy and one of the Cabbage Patch Kids had a baby? It was an ugly little fucker with a yeast infection."

"If I got $1 every time someone called me a racist... Black people would rob me"

"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket. and thinks ""Some asshole has my pen""."

"Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes? They go off on tangents."

"Incest: The Boardgame Fun for the whole family!"

"want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO"

"What did the ZERO say to the EIGHT? 0 - Nice belt. 8 - thank you :)"