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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits."

"Request: jokes about the color turquoise. And jokes about the color pink. Do your worst. Dad jokes preferred"

"Imagine me riding a bike. Wrong. There's no seat."

"Dress to impress A buddy wanted to improve his relationship with his mother-in-law by ordering her a nice dress from France. Unfortunately, she woke up while he was measuring her with a ruler.."

"Since you guys like clean jokes, here is one."

"whats the difference between Michael Phelps and adolf hitler Michael Phelps can finish a race"

"A kid has cancer Then he gets AIDS from his mom"

"I do most of my parenting on Facebook. My kids post that they're smoking pot and having unprotected sex and I reply with a sad emoticon :-(."

"It's a joke, not a dick don't take it so hard"

"What's an otakus favourite dessert? Senpie."