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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the famous musical gay trio? They finally decided on a name: Soh Doh Mi"
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"We've had the selfie and now the selfie stick. So when will our phones be renamed Selfones."
"My neighbor told me she doesn't care what people think about her. So I told her I think about her naked. Turns out she's a hypocrite."
"Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident? He was trapped under da-Brie!"
"A tourist asks a Scottish villager ""Do you have a local attraction?"" ""We used to- he answers- but she got married."""
"My best friend's marriage is such an inspiration. As a reminder that there are worse things than dying alone."
"Fuck you KFC with your ""we don't serve hot dogs"" and your ""we don't accept $30 bills""."
"What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day? A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk."
"I asked my mum what she had bought me for my birthday? She said, ""I've bought you an Apple Mac."" Most people would be over the moon with hearing this, I'm not 'cause... My name is Mac."
"What disease did the house have? Shingles."