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Joke of the Day
"Fuck you KFC with your ""we don't serve hot dogs"" and your ""we don't accept $30 bills""."
Next Joke
"What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out? Oven gloves."
"What's a trees favorite drink? Root beer"
"What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain? Anything you like he can't hear you."
"me: wtf how am i getting life in prison for running over an eagle with my car my lawyer: again, that was the Philadelphia Eagles mascot"
"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra ..."
"Only 1490's kids will remember this *sails from Europe and destroys an indigenous population*"
"Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing"
"Leave Apple alone! All they wanted to do was jack off."
"What's red and orange and looks great on hippies? Fire."