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Joke of the Day
"Fuck you KFC with your ""we don't serve hot dogs"" and your ""we don't accept $30 bills""."
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"This guy walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder... and the bartender says, that's a pretty cool lizard, what's his name? The guy says, ""Tiny, because he's minute"""
"A good book is like a good puppy. Easy to pick up but hard to put down."
"How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters? Testostyrone."
"What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common? They both work on crowded platforms."
"*sneeze once* God bless you! *sneeze twice* God bless you. *sneeze three times* Get your shit together, Steve."
"New Year's is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don't want you reusing last year's calendar."
"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? Both lookin for a tight seal."
"I was born Mary Patterson... but then I married and, naturally, I took my husbands name. So now I'm Neil Patterson. From ""A Bit of Fry and Laurie"""
"Hey girl, are you a repost? Because I fucking hate you and wish you didn't exist."