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Joke of the Day

"My neighbor told me she doesn't care what people think about her. So I told her I think about her naked. Turns out she's a hypocrite."

"How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job? He isn't very App-y"

"What is the most abundant spice in Africa? Paprika."

"I've spent the last four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer No one will do it, though"

"yesterday at the mall a woman asked for my opinion between two men's shirts and immediately went to check out with the one i didn't choose"

"Hey moms! Here's a fun game to play: When your kid gets home from school, be lying on the floor screaming in pain, ""YOU STEPPED ON A CRACK!"""

"How does every racist joke start? *glances to the left, glances to the right."

"On the list of things I fear the most, ""death"" comes in as a close second to ""audience participation"""

"Q: Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? A: Because it was all in vein."

"An Indian friend of mine used to hit his wife every night at 7.30... ..on the dot."