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Joke of the Day

"A tourist asks a Scottish villager ""Do you have a local attraction?"" ""We used to- he answers- but she got married."""

"What fetish does winners hate the most? The feet"

"In my experience, all edible underwear just ends up being crotchless."

"I invented a new word! React!"

"Jogging, but with a car."

"Gold fish don't like being pulled out of their tank for a cuddle."

"[OC] What is Hillary Clinton's favorite video game? Super-Pac man."

"What does Lenin say when he his angry? I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx."

"in 2016 if i walk in to your place and ask for the wifi password and you give me a paper with 26 letters and numbers i'm leaving"

"A woman recently tried to flirt with me using a electric mixer. She said she was going to whisk me away."