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Joke of the Day

"I asked my mum what she had bought me for my birthday? She said, ""I've bought you an Apple Mac."" Most people would be over the moon with hearing this, I'm not 'cause... My name is Mac."

"What's a frogs favorite drug? Croakcain."

"wat apple fanboy caled it an ""apple fanboy"" insted of an ""iDiot"""

"How did Hitler masturbate? Fureriously."

"If I ever become president, everyone will recieve a pet unicorn and a midget sidekick."

"I asked my waitress if she thought me eating alone was embarrassing and she said, ""I work at Cheesecake Factory"""

"What do Mexicans use to cut pizza? Little Caesars."

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"What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it."

"For the past couple of years, I have been saying that the only holidays worth celebrating are the equinoxes and the solstices. I find all of the others to be astronomically unimportant."