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Joke of the Day
"A computer once beat me at chess. But it was no match for me at kickboxing."
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"A joke about 'The Interview' Nobody fucking cares."
"I asked my wife, ""Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"" She said, ""Somewhere I have never been!"" I told her, ""How about the kitchen?"""
"Hubs: Kids are still asleep! Know what that means? Me: We have to be quick! *Runs to the hidden box of Cocoa Puffs and pours 2 big bowls*"
"Joss Whedon should open his own version of a Tractor Supply store, with gardening and animal supplies ... ... he could call it Whedon Feed 'n Weed-n-feed"
"How can you tell if a groom is Polish? He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt."
"What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan? ""I'm in, but I'm not decent."""
"Maybe the raccoons threw away something very important. Did you ever think about that you big jerk."
"What's the difference between snow tires and slaves? Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness"
"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's OK now."