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Joke of the Day
"Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing"
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"There's no police in Canda... If your car is faster than a moose"
"The spider I just killed with a napkin isn't in the napkin, and now I'm in a circle of salt reciting incantations."
"We're just two people shitting in side by side stalls waiting for the other person to go out so we don't have to show our face"
"[comedy club] Worm: And what's the deal with dandelion stems? Right? Right?! Other worms: *silence* Early bird: *cracking up*"
"What has got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog!"
"If there was a mathematical equation to describe social justice warriors... It would be a really nice log. An ideal log."
"What do you call the act of lying about Penis size? A Phallacy"
"A Horse goes into a bar and says Nothing. Because a horse cant speak."
"Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was a loaf of bread"