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Joke of the Day

"The spider I just killed with a napkin isn't in the napkin, and now I'm in a circle of salt reciting incantations."

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNNNG! What's brown and sounds like a Southern Belle? Blanche Devereaux with a tan."

"Food bank Im that poor i cant even get help from the food bank, they said I'm 2 tins of Tomatoes and a banana overdrawn."

"What size bed comfortably fits a married couple? Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch."

"I'm so tired of rascist jokes. They all start out the same. With a look over your shoulder."

"What's the paradox of 'lingerie'? Done right, it doesn't linger."

"Your momma's so fat... she's always #1 in agar.io."

"Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle."

"My friend asked if he could tell me a Soundgarden joke. I said no. I didn't want to hear a Black Hole Pun."

"I didn't sleep a wink last night because my neighbor was screaming her head off. I think she doesn't like my basement."