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Joke of the Day

"A Horse goes into a bar and says Nothing. Because a horse cant speak."

"I love to run. Around the house. Chasing my toddler. Because she took my iced coffee."

"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? Because they push two Twins together to make a King."

"why are sex ed and drivers ed never on the same day in Iraq ? the camel would get overworked"

"What do you call.... nuts on the wall? Walnuts. nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. nuts on your chin? Chinnuts? No! A dick in your mouth."

"Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA? Supposedly he's a whistleblower."

"Something tells me that girl with the word ""Princess"" tattooed on her neck isn't really Royalty."

"I am rubber, you are glue, that guy is ketchup, this is a terrible Halloween party."

"What do we want? HEARING AIDS! When do we want them? WHAT?!"

"*eats a bag of chips* *eats 2 baked potatoes* *eats a plate of fries* *eats a plate of mashed potatoes* Being a vegetarian is easy!"