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Joke of the Day
"What is a man's most sensitive organ while masturbating? His ears"
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"Hey, what's the difference between reddit and LOTR? In the books and movies, the trolls didn't type."
"What do you call a female mushroom who happens to be a killjoy? antifungal"
"Have you guys heard about the Indian coat check? His name was Mahatma Coat."
"Birth Control It's like direct deposit without the interest"
"Change your Facebook Status to ""I'm Pregnant"" or ""I'm Engaged"" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away."
"New Knock-Knock joke? Child: Knock Knock Grandmother: Who's there? Child: [Insert Name] Grandmother: [Insert Name] who? Child: Oh no! You have Alzheimer's! Yes? No?"
"I bought my kids electric toothbrushes because it was taking too long to splatter toothpaste all over the bathroom w/the regular toothbrush."
"I might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but I can buy beer."
"What is Hitler's favorite reality show? The Amazing Race"