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Joke of the Day
"What is a man's most sensitive organ while masturbating? His ears"
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"A jaguar asked an colourful arsehole with a big nose to join him in hide and seek... Toucan play that game."
"""wow this rap song is good I wonder who this is"" *waits literally 4 seconds* ""oh there look at that he said his name how convenient"""
"Sometimes when my boyfriend makes a racist joke I am like Ugh why did I even imagine you?"
"i want a segway so i can ride my segway away from my problems"
"Did you hear ISIS secretly makes sex toys? They specialise in blow up dolls"
"Before you unleash her inner goddess, try to find out if she's channeling Aphrodite or Medusa."
"Happy Alentine's Ay For those who will not be getting the V nor D"
"The meaning of the word ""Poor"" Poor (noun) = When you have too much month at the end of your money"
"If an Asian and a Mexican have a baby..... Would you call it an Amasian?"