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"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster goes cockle-doodle-doo and and a prostitute goes any cock will do"
"I was dropping my kids off at school when I saw a sign that said ""Watch for Children."" I'm going to miss them, but man this is a nice Rolex."
"My kids say I need to stop trying to embarrass them but joke's on them because I'm not even trying."
"If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember.. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either."
"Legally, you are not required to tell your boss WHY you saved all those Burt Reynolds pictures to the desktop."
"What would you call a very funny mountain? Hill Arious!"
"What do you call when a female physicist decides to try dating women for a change? The double slit experiment."
"How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse? She's the one with dirty knees."
"Seal walks into a..... Club (old, I know but one of my favourites)"