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Joke of the Day

"Horse buying tip: ALWAYS ask how much horsepower a horse has. If a horse has less than one horsepower, you've got yourself a crap horse."

"A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand ""What will it be for you, my friend?"" - the vendor asks. ""Make me one with everything"""

"I just got fired for sexual harassment. I'm self employed."

"What's the best part about getting head from an infant? Watching the soft spot move."

"In a hotel room. The dog's growling and whimpering. My wife's worried the neighbours will think we're having sex."

"People keep pushing me around and calling me lazy... I don't care what they say though this wheelchair is the best thing I ever bought!"

"Will reddit let me get by with this one? What do the WWE and CNN have in common? They're both fake, but sometimes people still get hurt."

"Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral? Because he just isn't a mourning person."

"What do you call a mexican that lost his car? Carlos"

"A dyslexic man... A dyslexic man walks into a bra."