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Joke of the Day
"What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!"
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"What's the worst STD you can get from a black man? Pregnancy."
"How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?? Dude,I already did my time."
"So I found a Chinese pet carer... He said he would wok my dog for me"
"If we are a country committed to free speech then why do we have phone bills?"
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"All music classes were banned at my school... They said the classes encouraged too much sax and violins..."
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"-Where was I conceived, dad? Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly? Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset?"
"Use ANTIVIRUS first Boy: Can I touch u r Software, Girl: First show me u r Hardware, Boy: Can I Download it in u r Hole? Girl: use ANTIVIRUS first."