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"Please don't type Part A backwards It's a trap!"
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"Why doesn't Barbie have any kids? Because Ken came in another box."
"If you accept small grammatical errors, decent society collapses and then everyone starts marrying dogs. That's what happened to Australia."
"Life is like a box of chocolates: Disturbingly expensive, yet... vaguely disappointing."
"I'm glad so many American children have smart phones since they don't have an education."
"Paranoid Mexicans have a Hispanic room."
"What's the difference between a muffin and a jew? a muffin doesn't scream when you put it in an oven."
"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."
"When you're accused of buying someone a gift last-minute at Walgreens, don't reveal you actually went to Walgreens a month ago."
"A woman lights a cigarette after intercourse ""Do you ever smoke after sex?"" she asks her husband. ""I've never checked."""