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Joke of the Day
"Please don't type Part A backwards It's a trap!"
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"I feel more comfortable in your arms than anywhere else ~Conversations I have with my couch"
"Son: Dad, I just had sex. Dad: Good job son, sit down, we need to talk about something. Son: I can't."
"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken, came.... In another box!"
"Why doesn't Hitler like Jewish wivern's? Because they're a dragon the state"
"I wonder if people in China call their crappy plates their ""America collection."""
"Did you hear about the guys who stole Ar off the periodic table? They Argon and got away."
"When does a lawyer make coffee? When he has sufficient grounds"
"Have you heard of the two Mexican firemen? Hose-A and Hose-B."
"Why ""hooters""? Who decided breasts looked like owls? They were wrong."