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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out."
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"Why don't you see blind people skydiving? Because it scares the fuck out of the guide dogs."
"One time, Helen Keller fell down a well She screamed her hands off"
"*puts bread in toaster* hmm something strange about the toaster today Duck(from in toaster): no there isnt"
"What should you do before cooking the vegetables? Remove the wheelchair"
"I know five people who are clinically insane... I'm two of them."
"Whoever told black people they'll explode if they talk quietly needs to let them know they were just kidding."
"Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get the chinese newspaper. Do you get it??? No??? Me neither, I get the Daily News."
"Drunk me used to set a ""Mystery Alarm"" on my phone to pop up and confuse daytime sober me"
"I've been married to my wife for 34 years. We now only have hallway sex... When you pass each other in the hallway and both just say ""Fuck You"""