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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !"
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"What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope"
"I hate when people make fun of people with epilepsy It makes me so mad I shake and twitch with anger"
"The new neighbors moved in today. I brought them a box of condoms to show how much I don't want anymore children living on our street."
"Met a redneck magician last night.. Told me he could turn a 12 pack into a case of domestic violence"
"Everyone please stop saying that today's date only happens once. EVERY date only happens once, that's how time works."
"People cry about homeless dogs... Yet it's free to adogt them and no one dogs..."
"Realtor: This house here comes with a playroom Wife: Oh, the kids will love that! Realtor: It's not that kind of playroom Husband: Nice"
"I won't travel to certain regions of the world simply because of the spiders that reside there."
"What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? Every night they pop open a cold one."