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"How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !"
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"*Sets fire to city* Pppffttt... More like the Roman em-pyre... -Attila the Pun"
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls."
"""Sir you can't bring a whole cake into a movie theater"" ""What if I cut it in half?"""
"You know you are getting old when you have to scroll down, scroll down, and scroll down some more, to select the year you were born."
"Apparently, starting an impromptu game of leap frog with somebody bending over to tie their shoe is considered rude. Church is boring."
"My cooking show would just be an hour of me looking for Tupperware lids."
"What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda? Pan, duh!"
"Life is like a penis, loose and hanging freely. Until a woman comes along and makes it hard."
"What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ? You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball."