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Joke of the Day

"The average person swallows over 4,000 spiders each year. More than that. Tens of thousands. Hundreds of thousands of spiders. It's crazy."

"I call bullshit on dogs being mans best friend. That little m'effer didn't lift a paw when I moved. Not him or all his little friends"

"DJ vu. The feeling you get when you've heard the same music in a club before."

"*anna quietly knocks on elsa's door after olaf falls asleep* do you wanna kill a snowman?"

"What was Hitler's favorite baking ingredient? White flour!"

"[Ouija board] GRANDMA WHERE IS YOUR COOKIE RECIPE"

"Did you hear about the guy that was hospitalized with several plastic horses in his ass? His condition is stable"

"Knock, Knock..."

"My life was depressing and miserable but I turned that around, Now it's miserable and depressing."

"Sex is like Indian food It can taste good, but also rupture your anus."