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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a corn farmer who had his genitals removed A eunuch corn"
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"Why did the sushi cross the road? Sushi could get to the other side."
"Me: Can't wait to sit on my front porch with my black cat and frighten children. Coworker: I love Halloween. Me: I meant after work today."
"I like my women like I like my whiskey (NSFW) Aged 12 years and mixed up with coke."
"I am man. Hear me ask my wife for permission to roar."
"What does a horny assassin do? Netflix and Kill."
"Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your own two ears."
"Some people were offended by Trump's remark that Hillary Clinton was ""schlonged"" by Obama during the 2008 Democratic primary! No this is the Donald's normal everyday shtump speech!"
"Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes I'm no good at math!"
"I buy bags of Halloween candy and boxes of razor blazes just to see the look on the cashier's face."