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Joke of the Day
"An Irish Joke An Irishman walks out of a bar."
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"My first sexual experience occurred in the early 1800s when I was erotically swallowed by a whale."
"[my fitness dvd] ME: *lifting cans of soup as weights* im using minestrone but you can use pretty much any kind"
"I like my women the way I like my wine... 9 years old and locked in my cellar."
"Schizophrenic walks into a psychiatrists office . . . says, ""Doc, am I as crazy as he says we are?"""
"How do Freudians describe the human mind? As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma....."
"God's last name isn't damn. Well technically it's ""Jean God Van Damn"""
"I changed my last name on Facebook to ""dis"", so I can start disliking the stupid stuff people post"
"top baby names for 2015: Bareth, Robaldo, Gunblayde, Terby, Gulb"
"I'm still in disbelief that 9/11 coincidentally happened on September 11 (9/11)"