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Joke of the Day
"What sex position creates the ugliest children? Ask your mother"
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"[trust fall exercise at work] CW: *closes eyes, falls, hits floor* OUCH! WTF?! YOU DIDN'T CATCH ME! M: Sorry, I thought it was optional."
"LAWYER JOKE whats the difference between a lawyer and a liar? liars sometimes unknowingly speak the truth"
"ok kids, this is a smoke detector, if you hear it beeping change the battery, if it's still beeping, check to see if ur on fire"
"What kind of yogurt does a skeleton eat? Actibia."
"What do you call a negative antelope? A Cantelope."
"Trigger warning!! The next 4 years in America"
"What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? Endless love"
"Excuses are like asses: everyone has them and they all stink."
"A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, ""Uno....dos....*poof*"" He disappeared without a tres"