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Joke of the Day
"I went to a bulimic birthday party. First time I've seen the cake come out of the girl."
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"Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill? walking. JK ROLLING"
"I wish I could smack the stupid out of people and if you think this status is about you smack yourself for me!"
"Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas."
"I put a load in the dishwasher She swallowed."
"What's white and 12 inches long? Absolutely nothing."
"How do you describe someone who has a boner when they are at their workplace? Hard at work"
"My penis is so polite... It stands up so girls have a place to sit down."
"People ask me what's my favorite vegetable. Apparently Stephen Hawking is a bad answer."
"Last night I asked my Asian girlfriend for 69... She made me sweet and sour pork with fried rice."