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Joke of the Day
"Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill? walking. JK ROLLING"
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"Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons? They're made out of dill dough."
"What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter? Boo! T"
"Q:Why did hitler kill himself after he lost to russia? A:His whole world came Kremlin down"
"Hey, baby, I wish you were my definite integral so you'd be the thing underneath me."
"A wizard walks into a gay bar and disappears with a poof."
"[Robbery] Sloth Man: I'll use my powers to make the criminals fall asleep. *Runs to bank* *Reaches bank 18 hrs later* SM: How'd they escape?"
"DBZA Joke! Frieza: How do you work the Dragon Balls? Nail: Did you work the shaft?"
"""I wish I had the money to buy a million watermelons..."" ""What will you do with a million watermelons?"" ""I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."""
"Once in a lifetime holiday ""I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again."" -Tim Vine"