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Joke of the Day
"What's white and 12 inches long? Absolutely nothing."
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"Joke How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? Answer: you take the S out of Safe and the F out of way."
"Today, Apple is announcing to the world that millions of baby boomers still don't know how to rip mp3 files from their record collections."
"It's funny how you can tell when someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when someone likes you."
"What happens when i find a good joke? I reddit."
"What does a lawyer wear to work? A lawsuit!"
"I sent the guy on the couch to the store for bread. I'll get 6 texts and a phone call and he'll come back with peaches."
"How do you blow square balloons? Blow square breaths."
"I just lost 150 pounds of useless, life draining fat I got a divorce."
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