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Joke of the Day
"My penis is so polite... It stands up so girls have a place to sit down."
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"I fear all this talk of llamas & dresses has distracted us from the important fact that there is video of Madonna falling off a stage."
"Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!"
"Instructions for falling down the stairs: Step 1, step 6, step 7, step 8, step 12."
"why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the ooooootheeeeer siiiiiiiiiiiidddeeee!!!"
"what type of cancer do mimes get? Gesticular"
"JonesTown Massacre Do you know why you never hear any jokes about the JonesTown Massacre? .......The punchline is too long!"
"When it comes to Pope vs. Trump, do you take the side of the guy who wears that ridiculous thing on his head or the Pope?"
"If trump doesn't get the Republican nomination There will be hell toupe (Converted from another joke found in this board!)"
"A Magician was driving down the street. Then he turn into a driveway."