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Joke of the Day
"George Washington's bark was from the same tree as his bite."
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"5: Daddy, can we go get ice cream? Me: I don't see why not. 5: Mommy said I couldn't. M: Hey, there's the why not."
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"What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow? Mello Yellow"
"I smoke pot because I have a very serious problem. I have this medical condition where I don't realize how good poptarts taste. Source: Sarah Silverman"
"Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don't like them"
"An Asian boy come home from the doctor and he tells his dad... Son: Dad the doctor said I'm allergic to bees Dad: That good, now you can only get A"
"When you grow up it's like, ok now you can go to bed whenever you want & all you have to trade for it is the ability to ever feel joy again"
"Listen up all you calendar owners Your days are numbered"
"""There's a guy that jumped off the Pont Neuf!"" He must be in Seine."