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"""Wife stabs husband with squirrel"" was on the news.. Does anyone know how to sharpen a Squirrel?"
"Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live? When the patient couldn't pay the doctor gave him another six months."
"What are most people afraid of about Hilary Clinton? Her Penis"
"Did you hear the joke about Melania Trump? Yeah sorry. You've probably heard it before."
"My car's GPS has learned to say ""Your other left."""
"I can't have teamwork at League of Legends because... the only people listening to my calls are the NSA."
"Everybody is complaining about their significant other, and I'm over here trying to keep mine charged above 10%."
"What does a Greek say when he receives his salary? Danke schon."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, its not going to come anyways"