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Joke of the Day
"Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming? She's afraid of heights."
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"Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock? Because it won't even give you the time of day."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ? Amaso sorry you don't remember me !"
"What do you call a very forgiving lawyer? S'aul Good man."
"Idea for a board game BONOPOLY - Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name."
"When somebody asks for directions I just say ""follow your heart"" and drive away."
"Catholic church must be serious. Everything with Mass has gravity, after all."
"""What about flying rats with no poop muscles and scissors for mouths?"" - God creating birds"
"Good joke [SERIOUS] ^ title"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Strong and Bitter"