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"The masochist and the sadist. What did the masochist say to the sadist? ""Hit me."" What did the sadist say to the masochist? ""No."""
"A midget fortune-teller who escapes prison Is a small medium at large."
"What is a police called on her period? red bull"
"*pours a shaker of salt into the ocean* You're free now"
"I like my women the way I like my cake... Moist."
"The perfect response to ""there's a party in my pants and everyone's coming"" ""Is it a search party?"" Ba-dum-tiss.."
"It must be hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest. I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet."
"I've come to the conclusion that these Paul Walker jokes aren't funny... Cause I called his family and told them 5 of my BEST ones. They didn't laugh at ANY of them."
"My dad just dropped this one on my brother and I Someone broke into the Police Station and they stole the toilet. Police are looking into it but they have nothing to go on."