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"I wanted to make a ""two drums and a cymbal fall off of a cliff"" joke, but um... ...tsh."
"A lycanthrope transforms in front of his friend for the first time. His friend says ""oh my god, you just turned into a wolf!"" He replies: ""yes. I am a were."""
"My friends ask me why I play soccer even though I'm not very good at it. just for kicks"
"What's the difference between a jeweller and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells"
"*Tim Burton slams hands on table* WTF DO U MEAN THERE ARE OTHER ACTORS BESIDES JOHNNY DEPP & MY WIFE *turns to Depp* HOW LONG HAVE U KNOWN"
"What's the most popular type of car in Turkey? Coupe"
"The inventor of the elevator should be credited for the birth of awkward silence as well."
"Q: What is the best time to eat reindeer meat? A: When you're hungry."
"If I had a dollar for every gender there is... I'd have two dollars."