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Joke of the Day
"I just farted for 6 seconds and now I'm a dubstep DJ."
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"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out."
"[spelling bee] Your word is ""pneumonia"". ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Of course, you can use any word in a sentence. No more hints."
"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA!"
"What animal is faster than a cheetah? A cow dropped out of a helicopter."
"An English Girl.. WIFE: ""I'm going to LONDON. What gift do you want?"" HUSBAND: ""An English girl."" After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: ""Where is my gift?"" WIFE: ""Wait for nine months!"""
"What's best about a sixteen year old girl? Her fourteen year old best friend."
"A vending machine fell on me today Luckily it only had soft drinks"
"Jon Snow contracted malaria after getting stabbed... ""How did you get malaria from a stab?"" ""Malaryan Steel."""
"When auto correct changes your 'omg' to OMG, alright calm your tits i wasn't that shocked."