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Joke of the Day

"When somebody asks for directions I just say ""follow your heart"" and drive away."

"Some people wouldn't understand irony if it beat them over the head with a helmet."

"I still don't understand why we are supposed to eat the tampon afterwards"

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile... Such a big word for a six year old."

"Why are hula dancers so pretentious? Because their hips stir."

"""Kindly let me help you or you will drown,""... ...said the monkey putting the fish safely up a tree."

"What is DNA ? The National Dyslexic Association."

"I just saw Ex Machina... I thought it was supposed to be about AI, and not just about women."

"Did you hear about the blind dog that never got lost? It really nose it's way around."

"I invented a new joke today! Plagiarism!"