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Joke of the Day

"Idea for a board game BONOPOLY - Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name."

"What is a dentist's office? A filling station."

"It's okay to laugh at cancer, you'll probably get it."

"Q: What's the opposite of a somersault? A: A winter pepper."

"I've been on my best behavior ever since the words ""you can be charged as an adult"" applied to me"

"What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? ""Well doggone !"""

"What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA? Hard work and dedication."

"Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level."

"What's long, hard, and has cum in the middle of it? A cucumber."

"Ocean's 45: The group gets bigger each heist It's too hard to keep secrets Someone posts the next plan on Facebook Everyone goes to jail"