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Joke of the Day
"Stopped shaving for November, at first I hated the mustache, but what can I say? It's grown on me."
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"Did you hear about the Mexican train conductor who killed everyone? He had locomotives."
"Recent studies have shown that Apple is trailing behind Samsung in innovation Experts predict that it will take at least another two years for iPhones to bring explosive features to the market."
"I got sacked as a tour guide in Vatican City. As I was talking about the pope, we turned a corner and I said, ""Ah, speak of the devil""."
"I've got a 100 question vocab quiz this friday on 9/11... Well I guess I'm gonna bomb it"
"Can you believe they're the same age? http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2015/10/07/stars-who-are-the-same-age/#/slide/kylie-maisie-same-age"
"Professional wrestler name: Office Max. Signature move: Three Hole Punch."
"what are pee wee herman's favorite baseball teams? yanks and the expos"
"How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb? Lets go ride our bikes"
"I dropped a piece of cheese on the airplane and i know it rolled forward and some piece of shit in first class is enjoying it now"