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Joke of the Day

"Can you believe they're the same age? http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2015/10/07/stars-who-are-the-same-age/#/slide/kylie-maisie-same-age"

"What's infinity minus one? A sideways seven."

"Either my shirt shrunk in the wash or, a more likely reason, those four push-ups per day have made me a BEAST."

"Any salad is a caesar salad if you stab it enough. Repost from r/showerthoughts"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill's real name was Randy."

"My roommate says I have schizophrenia Jokes on him! I don't have a roommate"

"[GRAND CANYON] WIFE: Isn't this incredible? ME: It's ok. WIFE: Were you expecting a thousand canyons? ME: I don't want to talk about it"

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts."

"After an argument with my boss, I decided to leave my job at the helium factory. I don't like to be spoken to in that tone of voice."

"What did the motivational speaker say to the duct? You conduit!"