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Joke of the Day
"I hate when I'm trying to do shit and I have a wife"
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"What's Richard Nixon's favorite game? I spy."
"Popsicle stick chemistry joke How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth? He said : ""Nah amine"""
"The French are a very religious people... I talked to some of them, and they are all *Je suis* this, an *Je suis* that."
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore? It was two tired."
"Statistically speaking...(NSFW) Nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape."
"Gay Dinosaur What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass"
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"I dated a mime that was a mistress Being tied up was a little complicated."
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