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Joke of the Day
"I hate when I'm trying to do shit and I have a wife"
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"Bush meets Jared one did 9-11. the other did 9-11 year olds."
"My wife asked me what I wanted to do for Easter So I told her ""The same thing Jesus did. Disappear on Friday and come back on Sunday."""
"Why Won't Monica Lewinski vote for Hillary? The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth"
"I woke up next to a girl this morning... She must have been absolutely wasted, she didn't know who I was, Although that may have been the Roofies I slipped in her drink."
"""Sup man? Yeaah, I'm incorporated."" - business casual"
"Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual? Because the pedals fell off."
"An orchestra concert is no place for a child. Sometimes there's intense violins"
"Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart."
"Why do nuns never wear a bra? God supports everything."