57577

Joke of the Day

"What's Richard Nixon's favorite game? I spy."

"Hey, want to hear a rape joke? No? Too bad."

"Depending on who you are determines what colors you see the dress as. Chris Brown sees it as black and blue."

"If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you."

"The new Exorcist movie plot: Family hires the devil to get a priest out of her son!"

"My girlfriend thinks she has syphilis.. I keep telling her it's all in her head."

"ELI5: Operation of a U-Boat Whoops, wrong sub."

"I went to zoo and all they had was a dog It was a shit-zoo"

"I'm not a racist but. . . I fucking hate marathons."

"My hamster died today He fell asleep at the wheel"