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Joke of the Day
"What's Richard Nixon's favorite game? I spy."
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"Girl: ""My first time having sex was a lot like the 100 metre dash..."" Boy: ""What, over in ten seconds?"" Girl: ""No, eight black men and a gun."""
"Bought a sled on sale in Boston Got a real tobahgain."
"i was baptized in a car wash"
"Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected"
"Why would you wrap a hamster in duct tape? So it doesn't explode when you're fucking it."
"I was visiting a desserts factory last week when my girlfriend fell into the gelato machine Now she's sore bae."
"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? ....getting her out of the wheelchair."
"If God wanted you in church all morning, why did he invent fun?"
"Why did the comedian say he preferred his hamburger on a croissant roll? ""Because,"" he said, ""the bun is the lowest form of pastry."""