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Joke of the Day
"Gay Dinosaur What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass"
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"Arrhythmia, blocked arteries, leaky valves, ""Hey, I found you on Twitter"" and other things that will suddenly stop your heart."
"My friend went camping in the Serengeti with all sorts of lions roaming around It was in tents"
"Kid: Mommy, mommy! Can I lick the bowl? Mom: No, you have to flush it like everyone else."
"ok, now say it again so my wife hears ""you're too big for this ride, sir"""
"Ann: I wanna break up Ed: why? A: you use time travel to manipulate me E: when, exactly, did you start to suspect this? A: well... Hey!"
"First rule of Water Boarding Club: 1. You will talk"
"What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron? Fawaffle!"
"What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital? ... Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones."
"Telepathy ""Huh?"" Telepathy ""Ok...let's move on. What"" Telepathy ""Please stop interrupting! What are your strengths?"" *rolls eyes* Telepathy"