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Joke of the Day

"How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ? There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb."

"Come Party! I tried to host a bukakke party... but nobody came."

"A Russian asks another Russian if he's seen the new magic show in town. ""Cock ta-da?"" ""Yeah, horror show."""

"Did you see the joke written on recycled paper? It was tearable"

"What's better than seeing a woman wrestle? Seeing her box."

"Girl Scouts sell more than just Cookies. I know, it sounds crazy, but it's just nuts."

"Permanently blinded people of Reddit, what is your favourite movie?"

"There's a wreath hanging on my door with hundred dollar bills attached. I call it an Aretha Franklin. c:"

"Seeing a guy in skinny jeans and wondering how his balls fit in there."

"Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to tell me. I guess that's why he lost his job in disaster relief."