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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a slutty UPS driver? A mail escort"
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"My friend took a whole bottle of chill pills and chilled himself"
"There are few things in life as pure and true as a grilled cheese sandwich."
"What do you say when the Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN"
"I believe in a woman's right to choose, except when it comes to picking what movie we should watch tonight."
"My teachers are like my girlfriends... They are both best between periods."
"I mainly want to lose weight to get into my own pants But also to get into someone elses"
"Amazing Farmer I met an amazing farmer today, he was out standing in his field.."
"I want to be a server at a restaurant that serves fish jelly, just so when people order it, I can say ""I don't think you're ready."""
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later."