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Joke of the Day
"A sincere apology is like coffee. Don't talk to me beforehand."
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"Wanna know the difference between a man and a matgarita? A margarita hits the spot every time."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing she just gagged a little."
"Why can't Asians make white babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white"
"I misspelled armageddon the other day... But I guess it's not the end of the world"
"I wonder how Beaker from the Muppets came to work at Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's laboratory. Is he just there as a college intern, or is he a graduated beaker?"
"Scientists are cloning John Lennon.. What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons? Imagine all the people.."
"LET'S GET ALL FUCKED UP ON HALLUCINOGENS AND REARRANGE OUR NETFLIX QUEUES!!!"
"Oldie - -Communist China telegrams Soviet Russia Communist China: WE ARE OUT OF FOOD. SEND GRAIN Soviet reply: WE ARE ALSO OUT OF FOOD. TIGHTEN YOUR BELTS Communist China: SEND BELTS"
"I saw Jesus trending and my heart dropped. My first thought was 'damn you 2016!' but then i realized it was just his birthday."