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Joke of the Day
"A sincere apology is like coffee. Don't talk to me beforehand."
Next Joke
"This invitation says, ""Regrets only,"" so I'm sending them a note that says, ""My hair throughout most of the 90s."""
"I just patented a new device that allows you to pee while watching a movie... It's called the ""Catheater""."
"Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Because she never marries the best man."
"In a doggy style gang bang, do you call the woman ""dogging station""?"
"Why'd the ISIS fighter bring his son to the execution? Like all fathers, he wanted his son to get ahead."
"Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you.nMe: TEDDYBEARSnCop: Aww."
"When preparing blood sausage, never cook it in the same pan as crip sausage."
"What Do They Call You? You build one ship - do they call you a ship builder? NO You build on bridge - do they call you a bridge builder? NO But you suck just one cock"
"I had to put my dog down today... He's getting to damn big to carry."