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Joke of the Day
"Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Because she never marries the best man."
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"My girlfriend got a dog, ""Missy."" She messes inside a lot though, especially if I show too much attention to the dog."
"A friend asks his friend to tell him a joke. Friend A - Hey dude, tell me a joke. Friend B - Pussy. Friend A - I don't get it? Friend B - I know you don't."
"Mayweather just set his kitchen on fire trying to make a cake He should've read the instructions"
"America's future That's the joke"
"I've been dating a homeless woman recently and I think it's getting serious... She's asked me to move out with her..."
"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? They weren't born yesterday."
"Calling them ""boobs"" is so immature. Please use the proper name, ""lovely lady lumps""."
"What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!"
"Why are dentists usually always male? Because they like to be in other peoples mouths."