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Joke of the Day
"Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you.nMe: TEDDYBEARSnCop: Aww."
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"What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI? My Grandma can unlock an iphone."
"Sometimes peeing feels better than sex. It lasts longer too."
"Knock Knock.. Whos there?---Broken Pencil---Broken Pencil who? --*pauses for a second*-- ---nevermind, its pointless.."
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