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Joke of the Day

"My Thai girlfriend said to me that a tiny penis should't be a problem in a relationship. I still wish she didn't have one."

"There was a recent study that tried to pinpoint the effect that alcohol has on walking... the result was staggering."

"Whats 12 inches long, rock hard, and full of semen? The sock under my bed."

"The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about the expected traffic load."

"Why do they put cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people they were slaves before they became drug dealers."

"The most popular letter used in every 'dank meme' post.. Aaaaaaa lmao"

"What is Wun-Wun's favorite activity? Taekwundo."

"When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky? When it's raining Datsun cogs."

"TIL Gerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger. He has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right."

"Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids."