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Joke of the Day

"I'm so sorry What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica? Ice-is I'll show myself out."

"Watch out for the black ice outside of the bank. It'll rob you of your balance."

"""Should I add more liquor?"" is the most ridiculous question I've ever been asked."

"What do you call a racist police officer? A Police Officer"

"To all the people making jokes about Reddit and not putting any additional text:"

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hey wanna go ride bikes?"

"Cop: Do you know how fast you were going, ma'am? Me: I left my pills in my other bag & I'm about to get REALLY chatty. C: You're free to go."

"Yo mama is so old. Yo mama is so old that in her history class they just wrote down what they where doing."

"What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids? A pedrophile."

"I called the Paranoia Hotline: This guy answered and said, ""How the hell did you get this number?"""